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You Might Be a Homeschooler If....

  • You come to school in your PJ's.
  • Your biology lab consists of assisting in your sibling's birth.
  • Your stacks of books to check out is taller than the librarian.
  • Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers around.
  • Your school bus is a 9 passenger van.
  • You consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment.
  • Your father has ever told the check-out lady at Wal-mart, "We're on a field trip."
  • Your social life is viewed by some to be one rung lower than that of a Benedictine monk.
  • Your teacher has ever written your report card on a napkin.
  • You have to move dirty laundry off your desk before your can start school.
  • The signatures on your diploma all end with the same last name.
  • Everyone else in the world is referred to as "Non-homies."
  • Your Mother's wardrobe consists primarily of denim jumpers.
  • Your first real date is on your honeymoon.
  • The word 'homework' sounds like an foreign language.
  • Your yearbook is also your babybook.
  • A snow day means that you shovel the driveway after you finish your school work.
  • You enjoy the pastime of watching public school kids walk home from school.
  • You have to look at the clock to see if you can call your public school friends yet.
  • Health class consists of eating breakfast.
  • You have to decide what year you want to graduate.
  • You are always late but just call it "homeschooler time."
  • You can remember nearly every single day you went to public school.
  • The teacher can kiss the principal, and no one thinks it's unusual.
  • You get to school and the teacher asks you if you've done all your chores.
  • You are one of the best people in the world! :)
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