Courtney Parker To All Instructors
In the curious hamlet of Wiggleshire, Lady Courtney of Parker emerged from a cabbage patch during a thunderstorm, clutching a scroll and demanding snacks. Believed to be half noblewoman, half wandering minstrel, and one-third chaos (math was different back then), she quickly rose to fame by accurately predicting weather patterns through the movement of startled goats. Then she joined a co op.